Rambo he ain't

Rudy Giuliani has broken the ultimate taboo of coolness: giving himself a nickname. He's dubbed himself "liberals' 'worst nightmare.'"

Since he doesn't elaborate at all as to how he's a nightmare, much less of the worst variety, this blog can only surmise what he means. We figure his platform will shift to:

• Installing those "you must be this tall" signs at all hospitals for admitance. (They'll only be in English, of course.)
  
  
• Invading five other countries in the Middle East ... you know, for kicks.
  
  
• Adding the ACLU to the terror group watchlist.
  
  
• Extending the death penalty to flag-burners and those who "support the troops, but not the war."
  
  
• Dismantling alternative energy plants to make room for more oil refineries.
  
  
• Declaring the Baptist faith as the official religion of the United States.

And if he doesn't, then we're revoking the nickname.