If only he had been in a sea-going vessel ...

Ahoy! A carnival worker helpfully explained to the local constabulatory that it not be rum nor lollygagglin' that be leading him to crash his truck into a telephone pole ... it be the people having sex in the back seat who made the vehicle all "tippy." Not everyone be able to score true booty, it would seem, eh lad? It be appearing that this lad be not of the sea dawg variety, as anyone who rides the open waters knows that "tippy" be but par for the course out there.