Gorillartists

While we are trying to court the big bucks, the most dedicated warriors in this cannot overlook the snobbery of the elite when it comes to the enemy. They are now paying $10,000 on eBay for the finger paintings of Little Joe and Okie the gorillas (though the names make them sound like members of a jug band).

The gorillas are residents of the Franklin Park Zoo in Boston, so while we all know they are nothing but death camps, we should not be encouraging the arts in our zoos. Remember: Hitler wrote "Mein Kampf" while in prison.

Besides, I know toddlers who are better artists than these two jokers.