Roberto Zombie

Venezuela is known the world over as that country in South America that starts with a V. But it seems soon they could be known for something much worse: the first country overrun by zombies.

A man was declared dead by coroners after a car accident recently. His body was taken to the morgue where they began to perform an autopsy. That is until the man woke up.

Key quote: "'I woke up because the pain was unbearable,' Camejo said."

Nice try, zombie punk. Keep trying to act like you're not the living undead. Try to make us feel bad for you and your terrible ordeal. We'll be watching you and your hunger for brains.