Multiply and conquer

Someone's dumping rabbits all over part of Long Island and no one seems to know who. For the first time, this blog is in agreement with animal rights activists: the persons responsible for this must be caught and stopped.

There is no reason to dump live rabbits out into the wild, if Long Island can be called such a place. There, they will only procreate and create new armies for us to fight. Instead, dead rabbits should be spread all over, sending a mafia-style message to those that live. We must strike fear into our enemy's heart.