The best way to fight are with underclothing and fire

Indians are outraged that someone would take video of a woman's nude protest march and put it on a porn website. They're blaming it on some "pervert," which SG would like to quickly point out is not us. We would, however, like to send a couple glances toward the one armed man. That guy's been getting our goat ever since he attacked Dr. Richard Kimble.