Vodka: cleaner laundry AND body

Vodka saved a poisoned Australian man's life after he drank anti-freeze.

This is yet another miracle attributed to vodka, that colorless lifejuice from Russia. Other miracles include (but are apparently not limited to):

• Removing cigarette stink from laundry.
  
• Mixing well with any non-alcoholic beverage known to humanity.
  
• Making work bearable.
  
• Dean Martin's career without Jerry Lewis.
  
• Making vermouth--and now anti-freeze--consumable.

Is it possible for the Vatican to beatify a beverage? It beats the hell (heh) out of red wine/BoC.