Can I have that back in fives?

A Pittsburgh, PA area man was arrested after trying to pay for his groceries with a counterfeit $1 million dollar bill. After being refused by the cashier (possibly due to a lack of tens and twenties), the man proceeded to go Kiefer Sutherland on an ATM machine.

Key quote: "The Pittsburgh Post-Gazette reports that Police believe the $1 million note seized at the supermarket may have originated at a Dallas-based ministry. Last year, the ministry distributed thousands of religious pamphlets with a picture of President Grover Cleveland on a $1 million bill."