Clothes and reading laws

They're just two things that citizens in Oregon don't seem to have the time to deal with. Just because the city council passes a new law specifically to keep one man from taking his clothes off while working in his yard, that doesn't mean that man is going to start obeying it ... apparently enough, though we're sure he appreciates all the special attention.

Perhaps a rider regarding literacy competency for all citizens of Oregon should be attached to the new law as well.