Pissing the night away

Baylor's offensive line-tight ends coach Eric Schnupp was issued a citation for urinating on a bar in Waco, Texas. Schnupp apparently thought no one was looking as his urine ran a deep post patter to the bar. Now, perhaps he was trying to erase the 58-10 drubbing that Kansas laid on the Bears on Saturday, or perhaps Schnupp just wanted to make a flow chart for the coaches at THE LARGEST BAPTIST UNIVERSITY IN THE WORLD.

Key quote: "Severe said Schnupp had taken several shots of hard liquor, most bought for him by other people."

Side note: If you're a coach at a major university, shouldn't you be buying the shots? Maybe I'm just old fashioned.