For those suffering from a lack of iron

Anyone else pissed about Robert Downey Jr. getting the role of Iron Man? Apparently this guy is. Luis Miguel Adana donned an iron mask and sewed his mouth shut in a form of protest to get the Columbian government to provide a loan to start his own business.

He speaks out of the corner of his mouth, and spends his days laying in bed bound by shackles and chains. Yes, protest for the money to support your family by laying in bed all tied up, well it did work for Jenna Jameson .... (the link is safe)

Key Quote: "Instead of paying two months of rent, Aldana says he bought shoes for his three children." (That's either cheap rent or Air Jordans made of gold.)