It could happen here

The week's news in the War on Animals begins on a note nothing short of shocking. In a Wizard of Oz-style attack, the Deputy Mayor of New Delhi was killed after being attacked by a pack of wild monkeys. Seriously.

According to reports, a gang of Rhesus macaques attacked the man at his own home. They eventually pushed him out the window, killing him. Folks, this blog doesn't need to tell you the danger we humans face against the animal threat, but this assassination represents a new level in violence in this terrible, terrible war.

Shocking quote: "Many government buildings, temples and residential neighborhoods in New Delhi are overrun by Rhesus macaques, which scare passers-by and occasionally bite or snatch food from unsuspecting visitors."

We need to rescue the citizens of New Delhi from these monkey terrorists.