You can feel the color of plastic and everyone loves you!

I've heard of mules carrying the drubs in their butts, but frankly, this is a bit ridiculous. Though I might be interested in the concept of hearing Don Rickles on ecstasy. Just because.

By the way, a run down for those that may not have them: Mr. Potato Head, Darth Tater, RS-Potatoo, Spider-spud, and Optimash Prime.

Oh, and I nearly forgot, Stuffed Potato.