We did it!

All that hard work and perseverance has finally paid off. We set a U.S. record in chlamydia cases last year!

Gonorrhea and syphilis rates nationwide are also up, after going down for years and years. More and more of these cases are becoming resistant to antibiotics, much like staph infections. What event could possibly be attributed to the spike in STD rates? Rick Snee's graduation from college.