Not so great white

We've all known for years that sharks are dangerous. Of all the animal kingdom, their faction never liked the uneasy truce that held until the infamous attack of Steve Irwin. They killed at will and continue to this day.

However, it seems one surfer in California found himself in a battle (or as the story moronically puts it, a "hand-to-hand fight") with a great white shark, only to be saved by dolphins. Does this mean the dolphins are changing sides? Probably not. This blog thinks it just means sharks are the jerks of the sea.