Well, who didn't see this coming?

Don Vito (a.k.a. Vincent Margera) "was convicted of two counts of sexual assault on a child."

Probably assuming cameras were on him and Bam was waiting to punch him in the nuts, Vito responded by falling to the floor, pleading "Just kill me now." Instead, deputies dragged him off to jail, and Bam probably blew up his house.

The best part, of course, was his defense:

Defense attorney Pamela Mackey had argued that when Margera appeared at the skate park, he took on the persona of the outrageous and profane Don Vito. Mackey had said that Margera, a car painter, learned that the crazier he acted, the more his fans loved it.

No snide joke here, people. Some of this blog's posts write themselves.

(Courtesy of Patrick S.)