Anglican Church will not support War on Aliens

Once the War on Animals is over, we can focus on the next threat to humanity: aliens. And we don't mean the ones that are stealing our jobs over at HombresSeriamentes.com.

However, don't look for support from the Church of England. They're already protesting an early simulator that will train our youth into future Earth Warriors.

All we're saying is don't come asking for our nasty old guns to save your church when ET starts eating parishioners.