Kidz Korner: Downloads
Hey, kids! Welcome to another edition of our Kidz Korner! It's kah-raa-azay!
If we could get a little serious though, there's something the guys want to talk to you about: dangerous online content. You see, there are some things out there on the Internet that you might be curious about, but are too embarrassed to ask a parent about.
Things like hip-hop, drums and bass, trance, acid jazz, and polka are difficult topics to broach with adults who are uncool. Fortunately, we are cool, so here's the straight skinny, yo!
Downloading music is dangerous. You are very likely to contract a virus and be grounded up to three, maybe four, weeks. The worst part is that you might download the music and realize you don't like Gloria Gaynor anyway. What a whack, right?
Do like the LA Times suggests and stick with porn. It's cleaner than that dirty old music and will keep you entertained far longer than the bands you like now.
See ya next time, kidz!
If we could get a little serious though, there's something the guys want to talk to you about: dangerous online content. You see, there are some things out there on the Internet that you might be curious about, but are too embarrassed to ask a parent about.
Things like hip-hop, drums and bass, trance, acid jazz, and polka are difficult topics to broach with adults who are uncool. Fortunately, we are cool, so here's the straight skinny, yo!
Downloading music is dangerous. You are very likely to contract a virus and be grounded up to three, maybe four, weeks. The worst part is that you might download the music and realize you don't like Gloria Gaynor anyway. What a whack, right?
Do like the LA Times suggests and stick with porn. It's cleaner than that dirty old music and will keep you entertained far longer than the bands you like now.
See ya next time, kidz!
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