There's a virus going around high schools ... and you don't want it

In more school related news, teenage vandals have become smarter. Or maybe people have gotten stupider. Why, back in our day, The Guys would have never broken into our high school and put porn on our teacher's computers. And before it's said, yes, computers had been invented by the time we were in high school. The internet is another thing though. Also, we probably would have just put porn on the teacher's desk ... y'know, and gotten him or her fired instead.