What we really, really don't want

Listen everyone, this blog doesn't know what the world has been doing so flagrantly wrong lately, but it's time to be on your best behavior. We do not deserve the punishment of a Spice Girls reunion.

That's right, the Spice Girls, who have not been hot in roughly five years (if ever, in some cases) are talking about getting back together and going on tour. This blog believes life in general is spicy enough, thank you very much.