Do it for the kids

Former Massachusetts governor Mitt Romney does not approve a book that is required reading for the kids of his state. Given that he's actually made a fortune selling hardcore pornography to bored business travelers, would he prefer that the children read the script to Maximum Ram instead? Is there really any surprise that he's not a governor anymore?

Still, don't be let down by feelings of altruism no longer being given to the children. You wanna know who is doing it all for the kids? Adult entertainers. Now that's classy. The girls from a Utah escort service were actually thinking about the children when they threw a bikini car wash over the weekend. I don't even really need to mention that being wet and soapy is a good cause all by itself ... but I will. Because I just did.