Don't the Germans want to fight?

Great news, everyone! We did it! We wore down the resolve of one of our biggest traitors. Thomas Doerflein, the trainer of the German polar bear cub Knut, has had enough of doing two shows a day.

No longer will this traitor attempt to lure the masses into sympathy for our enemy. This polar bear must be taken out before he becomes too big of a threat. He's now 110 pounds. Is that really all that cute, Germany?