Not even safe on land

The invasion of the summer has begun, everyone. Thousands of giant land crabs are marching on south Florida. They have not made their demands clear, so we all must assume their only goal is that of destruction of the human race as a whole.

Fortunately, the crabs have one clear weakness: they need to cross roads. That means, it is time to hop in the car with the widest tires and hit the road. More specifically, hit the crabs on the road.