'The Shrub' turns to a life of crime

Here's a helpful tip for all you would-be bank robbers out there: dressing like a tree may not really be as good of an idea as you really think. Plus, it might chafe a little.

A man in New Hampshire tried just that approach when he robbed a bank recently. He taped branches to himself and made off with an undisclosed amount of cash. The only way police found the guy was when his neighbor recognized him in the security video. How bad is it when you can wear branches on your body and still be recognized?

Key Lame attempt at humor quote: "'He really went out on a limb,' police Sgt. Ernie Goodno said Sunday."