Monkeys on a Plane

Authorities caught a traitor and his would-be accomplice this week when a man brought a monkey on a plane with him.

According to the reports, the man hid the monkey in his ponytail when they went through security. We all know that the ponytail is one place security people would never think to look for an illegal mammal, regardless of how implausible the idea may sound.

The monkey left his hiding place during the flight and the pair were caught. When they landed in New York they met with some rough treatment.

Key quote: "'We've contacted health officials, and man and monkey will be turned over to appropriate officials. He was never on the loose in the airport,' DiFulco said."

This is incredible news, the monkey is being prosecuted along with the man. The government may finally be catching up to this war.