That's sonar fair!

We've always known that the environmentalists and other beast-saving groups are traitors in the War on Animals, but it seems now they have transformed themselves into something much more than that. They are now a human wing of the animal cause bent on using our own legal system against us.

A federal judge yesterday ordered the U.S. Navy to stop using sonar that could potentially hurt or kill marine life, like whales and dolphins. It can make them deaf or even cause them to beach themselves. So why is it OK for our enemies to use sonar?

Isn't that what the Navy is supposed to do? Fight our enemies wherever they might be? They've kind of been shut out of the action in the fun wars in Iraq and Afghanistan, it's only natural they want to make up for it by taking the fight to our enemies in this most deadly of wars. Besides, sonar is just like playing Marco Polo.