Everything old is new again

Somebody seems to be thinking of the children. Apparently, "grinding" is now called "juking" and even though it's been 20 years since Patrick Swayze taught us how to dance in such a dirty way, parents are still shocked and appalled by it. Wait until they find out about break-dancing.

Key quote: "Plans for a seminar titled 'Dr. No: Controlling Your Dance' grew out of repeated requests from members of the Illinois Directors of Student Activities for ideas on how to handle suggestive dancing, said the group's president, Therese McLaughlin."

"Dr. No: Controlling Your Dance" may just be the greatest seminar name ever. Even more so if resident Zach Braff lookalike, Joel Osteen, is asked to give it ... but he better actually manage to keep his eyes open during is rants this time.