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Looking for a new way to lose weight? Are diets just not working for you? Are you too lazy to get out an exercise? Do you want a method of weight loss that wouldn't require a single change in your life? It's not a pill, it's metric.

The kilogram prototype in Paris weighs less than it should. Scientists are not sure why it is losing weight. This means you could lose weight if you convert to metric, too! Of course, it also means countries that use the metric system (also known as every other country in the world) could be thrown into chaos. Take that, world!