Nothing says 'I love you' like a fire hazard

It's not all that unusual to get really ripped after a break-up and then call your ex. Aside from the embarassment of having to explain the next day why you were crying when you called, there is no harm done.

The same cannot be said for getting hammered and trying to break into your ex's place Santa-style. An Indiana man found that out recently, when he got stuck trying to climb down the chimney of his ex-girlfriend's place. His ex was none too happy, and hit him several times before firefighters got him out.

Key quote: "'Everyone do stupid things sometimes when they're drunk,' Valencio said."

Everyone do, indeed.