Marilyn Manson? In 2007? Something is amiss
CNN is known for its 20/20 hindsight after tragedies like school shootings. The latest publicized shooting in Ohio is no exception.
Apparently administrators should have known something was up because "Coon was a 'Goth' who usually wore black clothes and a trench coat and strapped an empty gun belt to his leg," said the network. "He was an atheist and a devoted follower of Goth rocker Marilyn Manson."
The principal ignored a warning of a looming threat: Coon was obviously a time traveller.
This blog will not state whether he was from 1997 or a distant future where F-list celebrities love industrial glam metal on VH-1, but the evidence is there. No self-respecting/mutilating teenager would shoot his classmates in 2007 because of Marilyn Manson.
If only Success Tech Academy had a more observant principal.
Apparently administrators should have known something was up because "Coon was a 'Goth' who usually wore black clothes and a trench coat and strapped an empty gun belt to his leg," said the network. "He was an atheist and a devoted follower of Goth rocker Marilyn Manson."
The principal ignored a warning of a looming threat: Coon was obviously a time traveller.
This blog will not state whether he was from 1997 or a distant future where F-list celebrities love industrial glam metal on VH-1, but the evidence is there. No self-respecting/mutilating teenager would shoot his classmates in 2007 because of Marilyn Manson.
If only Success Tech Academy had a more observant principal.
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