It's a dad-blamed conspiracy, I tells ya

Even though they have explicit policies stating otherwise, the Southern Baptist Convention and the United States Catholic Conference of Bishops have millions of dollars invested in companies that make porn. So that's where that $12 billion in revenue went!

Well, here's a handy tip for the SBC and USCCB to invest in now that their secret is out-it's called "ChugCo." ... and it'll change their life. Ask me how after paying a nominal non-refundable fee!