Panda watch: 2007!

Ladies and gentlemen, this is not a hoax, though this could be cause for alarm. One of the strapping young youths of China bravely jumped into a panda cage, only to have that soulless beast bite him! They're not cute and cuddly creatures, people.

Bears = Godless Killing Machines.

THERE ARE NO EXCEPTIONS. ESPECIALLY WITH THOSE FROM THE RACCOON FAMILY.

It's time to take the war to them. We almost had the pandas where we wanted wanted them, but then the governments stepped in with their "endangered species acts". Finish the job.