Slow News Day Story of the Day

It's a sad day, everyone. The Wiggles are now touring without one of their members, who left because of health reasons. Yes, Greg Page, better known as the yellow Wiggle, will wiggle no more.

Don't worry if you're not familiar with the media monster that is The Wiggles. They are mostly famous in Australia, and among children, for that matter. Page, on behalf of the Guys, we will miss you.