Attention citizens of London

Residents are saying "Blimey" after a giant spider has marched on the capital of the United Kingdom. Rumors are that the spider is 30 feet tall and has limbs made of bronze and stainless steel.

What can be done to defeat this monster? This blog says we go after the artist who made the sculpture, arrest and torture him until he confesses his sins. Then we hang his head atop the London Bridge to serve as warning for all those other artsy-fartsy types.