'Til impending death do us part

Looking for love? You might want to head to China. After all, what color is a heart? Red, the same color as the Chinese flag. Still getting over that girl you said was one in a million? Guess what? A million really isn't that much in China.

Take these two lovebirds, for example: a 106-year-old man and an 81-year-old woman just got married, in what is destined to be the shortest marriage since Rodman-Electra. Let's all hope these two crazy kids make it. If not, can there really be any hope for the rest of us? Just try not to think about their honeymoon activities.