Chatting with baby dolphins

Once again, traitors to their species are helping dolphins. These human-hating hippies have taken it even farther this time. A deaf dolphin and her calf were stranded and then rescued. Now at a rehabilitation center (next up, Keith Richards), scientists are hoping the calf will learn to vocalize through a chat line they installed in the pool.

Folks, I saw one of these beasts over the weekend, it was only ten feet away from me while I was in the water. Headed to shore to grab my harpoon, but the dolphin was long gone by then. We can't coddle the enemy. Deaf animals are the best because they can't hear you coming. If they don't fear us, who will?