It's for you, pussycat

In The War on Animals, nothing is as it seems. That rock? A propulsion device. The chair over there? A cage for that annoying box turtle. That cell phone? A super effective leopard lure. Everyone knows that leopards are the natural enemy of villagers. Since everyone also knows that villagers are people, saving people from animals makes this a top story in our war against animals. That's why India, you're our SG Heroes of the Day.

Remember people, it's us versus them. Now, finish the job India--you know what to do.