Monster no more

This blog isn't sure if it's good news or bad news, but the "Monster Pig" bigger than "Hogzilla" was actually a pet named "Fred."

While it is indeed good news that a monster of that size can only be found if domesticated, this blog is hurt that the 11-year-old boy would lie to us and the rest of the world by saying he hunted the wild beast. That is why we are stripping him of his title of "Kid Soldier of the Day."

Which just goes to show you, you can't trust people from Alabama. (We're looking at you, Rick Snee!)