Smarter than the average drunk

Beer festivals are fun, everyone knows that. But even the most exciting of these can be ruined by an enemy attack. Such a thing happened in Serbia, a region of the world no stranger to enemy attacks. Police found the half-eaten body of a 23-year-old Serbian man in the bear cage at the Belgrade Zoo.

While this blog completely understands the point of drinking and carrying on in full view of the prisoners, taunting them all the way, there is obviously a safety issue. It is obvious this man was lured into the cage by the bears and their charms. Remember, soldiers: while they may look like stupid animals, unworthy of our respect or proper burial, they can be clever.

Key quote: "'There's a good chance he was drunk or drugged. Only an idiot would jump into the bear cage,' zoo director Vuk Bojovic told Reuters."