***Warning! Warning! You attention is required!***

This is an urgent SeriouslyGuys health bulletin! Please drop what- or whoever you are doing and pay attention for this announcment.

Please, please, PLEASE do not wash your genitals after having sex with someone who is H.I.V. positive.

For those who missed the first part of this announcement: Do not wash your gentials after having sex with someone who is H.I.V. positive.

Thank you for your attention, and you may now resume having sex with your H.I.V. positive partner(s). (But don't, for the love of Mary Magdelene, wash your genitals afterwards!)