Frivilous Lawsuit of the Day

A woman from Queens, New York is suing Apple Inc. for dropping the prices on iPhones so soon after they were released. She claims they violated price discrimination laws and is seeking $1 million in damages.

That's right, get those bastards! Since when is a companies allowed to change their prices on items for no apparent reason. It's time we fought back against the corporations that control the market--wait.

I'm sorry, I've just been told Apple is actually the underdog in just about every market.