Happiness is a warm gun

Rudy Giuliani is going out of his way to prove he's, as Chris Rock would say, a mammal that breathes air and drink water. He took a call from his wife mid-press conference, ending with, "Goodbye, sweetheart, I love you."

To prove the validity of his presidential bid further, he also suggested "[MoveOn.org] should face some sort of sanction" for their "General Betray Us" ad. The reasoning?

"We are at war right now, whether some people want to recognize it or not."

So his Constitutional record for the conference? 1-1: the Second Amendment got its due, but the First Amendment still awards too much leniency to "American political organizations."