You're doing it wrong

In other bat related stories (at least, sort of in name only), scientists have discovered that the male bat bug who skips over the female insect reproductive hoo-hoo zone equivalent and instead impregnates the female by punching a hole in her stomach. Scientists aren't sure if it does that because it's inexperienced or maybe they're just nervous.

SeriouslyGuys has declared war on these terrors of society simply because ... well ... it's f***ing weird what it does. Ewwww. Bugs need to stop watching movies like Alien and instead watch movies like the Raid commericals.