Backhanded compliment

Kid Rock gives the five fingers to the face of Tommy Lee. SLAP!!!

ZOMG!!!111

OMG, like, I'm just so happy and stuff and junk, you know, because, like, now I can actually go and do photos and junk and, like, it'll be totally totally awesome and stuff! I mean, before, I was all "WTF U GYS!" but they fixed it for me! Yay and then my Myspace page will be awesome like love and hate and stuff! LOLZ ROFL!

In other related news, arguments and drama that are internet related or based still make both parties look like morons.

Which one smokes the biggest cigar?

Hey, everybody! Ahnold's gonna beat the crap out of Rush Limbaugh!

Honestly, why would the biggest political has-been since Anne Coulter take on The Terminator? Hint: it rhymes with "datings."

And that is how you sell-out.